Do you feel desperate about your life?

No, I'm very happy. I care nothing for money, materialism or the worship of celebrity. I've never bought into any of it. I own a home and a battered 1997 car. I work as a senior prison officer. I'm very good at it. I don't do it for money and the only reason I own my own home is because it was cheaper than renting at the time. You need to make changes to be content.